Christmas Underwater Jokes

Christmas Underwater JokesIn line with the festive season we gathered together our funniest, lamest and just plain silliest Christmas dive jokes.

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark?

Frost Bite

Why doesn’t Father Christmas Dive?

Rudolph’s nose shorts out underwater

What do fish put at the top of their Christmas Trees?

Angel Fish

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix

Which sea creatures come calling at Christmas?

Coral singers

How do fish celebrate Christmas?

They hang REEFS on the door

Why do sharks love Father Christmas so much?

Because he is  a JAW-ly good fellow

What do fish sing at Christmas?

Christmas Corals

Who gives sharks their presents at Christmas?

Santa Jaws